About me. Someone who didn’t make it in show business. Currently working in an office environment where I begrudge every second I am there. Watches way too much TV. Does not read as much as he’d like. Wonders when someone is going to bring the concept of room service into everyday life. Would love to open up a school teaching deportment to aspiring reality TV participants. Would love to go on Amazing Race to get eliminated first and spend the rest of the shoot in the sequester hotel. Ordering from room service. Current events are compelling me to write about my random thoughts. Bear with me, this is all new to me. I’m old and we don’t pick things up quickly.